tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18642145783224313872024-02-20T20:30:20.559-03:004e204e20http://www.blogger.com/profile/01388937610063206401noreply@blogger.comBlogger1586125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1864214578322431387.post-88754057998749940982014-04-29T18:40:00.001-03:002014-04-29T18:46:10.601-03:00LUDACRIS FEAT. WIZ KHALIFA, JEREMIH & CASHMERE CAT - PARTY GIRLS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Você já fumou muitos baseados, já experimentou pencas de sedas e já entrou de cabeça no mundo dos maconheiros de plantão, tanto que até um <b>pipe</b> você tem, mas cá entre nós, falta alguma coisa?<br />
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<b><a href="http://www.4e20.org/2014/01/que-seda-eu-compro.html" target="_blank">TAMANHO X TIPO X NECESSIDADE: QUE SEDA EU COMPRO?</a></b></div>
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Sim, falta um <b>bong</b>, aquela peça de decoração que entra como uma bomba na sua mente e no seu pulmão, que entorpece a sua turma e enaltece o seu status perante a sociedade. Mas você precisa de um bong, vai usa-lo com frequência? Descubra:</div>
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<b>Você é cuidadoso?</b></h3>
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Pois é, se o controle remoto da sua TV está sobrevivendo com fita isolante e alguns tapas, pense duas vezes antes de comprar um bong. Independente se forem de vidro ou de acrílico, eles são frágeis e quebram com qualquer queda. Tenha cuidado ou não tenha um bong.</div>
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<b><br />Você fuma muito?</b></h3>
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Sim, se você fuma muito, vale a pena ter um bong, você pode usa-lo como alternativa ao bolatrício, para dar uma variada na forma como você consome o seu verdinho.</div>
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<b>Você é preguiçoso?</b></h3>
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Sim, se você tem preguiça de bolar um baseado, saiba que apenas colocando o seu beque na biqueta já é possível saborear o prazer do trago duplo que um bong te proporciona.</div>
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<b>Você é limpinho?</b></h3>
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Pois é, aquela água parada lá em baixo do seu bong não vai virar criadouro do mosquito da dengue, mas vai ficar com um cheiro ruim da porra se você não trocar. Compre uma bucha de mamadeira e limpe o seu bong por dentro (caso ele seja do tamanho de uma).</div>
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<b>Você tem muitos amigos?</b></h3>
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Pois é, um bong é um instrumento que serve para que você e seus amigos se divirtam. Isso não significa que você não deva ter um, mas implica no tamanho dele, não precisa ser equivalente à quantidade de amigos, mas se não for só pra você, que seja grande pra impressionar a galera.</div>
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Quem tá ligadinho nas internerds deve ter visto uma frase parecida com essa passando pela <i>timeline</i> do Facebookson (ou qualquer outra rede) durante a última semana.<br />
A brincadeira começou com dois amigos querendo compartilhar as maravilhas de se usar o <i>Tinder</i> na Suécia. O site mostrava as diversas beldades que povoam as terras geladas do norte europeu. Logo apareceu a versão masculina, mostrando os he-man que também moram por lá. Daí pra frente, você já sabe, a zoeira não tem limites... Apareceram diversas variações do tumblr "original".<br />
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Nós, do 4e20, também somos da zuêra e resolvemos fazer a nossa versão. Tudo começou com ~loiras geladas~, certo?! A gente também reuniu uma comissão julgadora pra escolher os brotinhos mais gostosos desse mundo. Na verdade, é mais provável que você só encontre essas delícias em Amsterdam, mas a gente não poderia perder a piada.<br />
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Dá uma olhada lá! <a href="http://tindernajamaica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://tindernajamaica.tumblr.com/</a><br />
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Beijos e até a próxima!<br />
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Você, mulher, deve estar pensando que ter um pau no meio das pernas
deve ser só alegria. De fato, é bem divertido mesmo ter esse naco de
nervo, carne e pele que aumenta e diminui de tamanho, proporcionando
imensas descobertas desde a primeira mijada, até a última gozadinha.<br />
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Mas
então, apesar de todas alegrias que nascer com um pênis trazem para um
cara, saiba que existem situações em que o nosso amigão aqui de baixo
nos atrapalha e envergonha. Não, não quero tirar o meu pau fora, muito
menos dar aquela famosa aquendada com Salompas, mas fica aí uma breve
lista de situações em que a sua piroca tem um destaque negativo. <br />
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<b>A Última Gota</b></h3>
Sim, você já ouviu dizer que a última gota
sempre fica na cueca, e isso é um problema chato pra cacete (ops!).
Então, o problema é que, eventualmente a tal gota atravessa a sua roupa
de baixo e mancha a sua calça. Isso não significa que somos porcos, é
bem normal aliás ver que a sua cueca branca ganhou um ponto amarelo.
Problema de quem olha, mas a cara de
nojinhos nos deixa constrangido. <br />
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O nosso bilau é um negócio frágil, por mais que a gente deixe ele em um pedestal, como se fosse um grande, imponente e maciço naco de mármore, o negocinho é sensível. E um dos lances mais complicado dessa vida é prender a pele da sua piroca no zíper da sua calça. Bicho, isso faz um cara durão chorar.<br />
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<b>Mijar de Pau Duro</b></h3>
Ir ao banheiro de pau duro, pela manhã principalmente, é uma tarefa
muito complicada. Primeiro porque, ao contrário das mulheres que sentam
sonolentas no vaso para fazer o seu xixizinho, homens de pau duro (e
sonolentos) precisam mirar e acertar a privada. O resultado nem sempre é
satisfatório, e mijar no chão ou na parede se torna uma rotina.
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<b>Tesão Espontâneo</b>
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Sentir tesão é legal pra cacete. Sim, todos concordamos, mas enquanto as mulheres ficam molhadas, os homens mostram isso para o mundo. Somos reféns de nossas pirocas quando bate aquele calorzinho, o volume se destaca em nossas vestimentas e os olhares de reprovação dizem com todas as letras que somos tarados.<br />
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<b>O Lado Favorito na Cueca</b></h3>
Assim como você tem o seu travesseiro favorito, o lado preferido da cama e a posição perfeita para dormir, o seu pirulito também tem um lado favorito para ficar na cueca. Seja na esquerda ou na direita, não adianta colocar do lado oposto, vai incomodar.O lance mesmo é acostumar a sua pica a dormir em qualquer lado, ou então não usar cuecas.<br />
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Pois
é, esses são cinco dos pontos negativos de se ostentar uma piroca no
meio das pernas, mas em compensação, podemos mijar em qualquer lugar e
resolver discussões com um "pega aqui", ou um "chupa aqui, seu otário",
que fazem esses lances chatos passarem despercebidos. Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1864214578322431387.post-48247671530892830162014-02-27T19:05:00.001-03:002014-02-27T19:05:17.206-03:00MC GARDEN - TO SUAVE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Se liga, essa é a nossa nova minimix. Apesar de pequena, nela você encontra um pouco do que estamos tocando e já pode ir entrando no clima das nossas próximas festas (que você confere na agenda aquido lado).</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock Out (Eskie83 Bangarang Bootleg)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">Philthy Rich & Aries - Lifted!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">Omulu & Comrade - Bagulho Doido</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">Fugees - Ready or Not (Whiiite Remix)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">Kanye West - Flashing Lights (TWRK Remix)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">PhatCap! - PVCKED (Twerk Version)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;">STEVE1DER x SwaggieRock - Booty Like This</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15.555556297302246px; line-height: 24.88888931274414px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Chris Isaak - Wicked Game (Hexes Remix)</span></span><br />
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